The Job Centre is the worst place on Earth


  Yesterday, I went to the job centre to sign on – this is not something I wanted to do, but my parents don’t want to support me anymore and a guy’s gotta eat! Actually, that’s not quite the beggining of the story: Last week I went down there bright and early, foolishly thinking that … Continue reading

Letter to David Haye (an apology)


Dear David Haye, Recently I was chatting with my mates about boxing and someone brought up the subject of how strong you are, to which I said: “Yeah, David Haye’s really strong…I’d say he must be at least three times stronger than I am!” This, predictably, has meant that now whenever I’m performing mundane day-to-day … Continue reading